Nutjob matty

Matty....What a NUTJOB. This nutjob calls me really late at night between 4am and 6am....Believe me...he is not worth mentioning but I just have to tell you about him. So he calls me and for some reason I was just exhaused. I fell asleep while he was on the phone. I remember telling him to shut the fuck up. Then I passed out. One hour later. I hear Princess may I go. I have to go to work. So tell him. Shut the fuck up loser and send me a tribute. I could hear him pulling his pud. He said thank you princess I just did. I said,"Did what!" I have been tributing you all night.

Matty says to me. Thank you Princess for ignoring me. He said I had given him the best disrespect his whole miserable existance. Yes...he got off on it. The little turd missed work that morning and called again and again. This was one of the best calls I've had in a while. I told him what a pud I thought he was. The little shit stain begged me to laugh at him more.

When I looked at the clock it was 10am. I told him I had some things to do. He asked if he could come along for the ride. No way fuckstain. So I put the phone down. Had my pee. Took a shower. Checked my email while drinking my green tea.

I was still so fuckin tired. I actually forgot about him. When I went back into the bedroom, I reminded myself about loser matty. When I picked up the phone, I said loser Matty. Are you still there? Of course he was. I got such enjoyment by treating him this way.

He is usually so annoying. He will call my cheapest line. Then call for short durations throught the night. What is the sense of that. So fucking annoying. So this long ass call really made up for all the annoying short calls.